V is for Voice Recognition
Number 22 in The A to Z of the Writer’s Affliction, part of the A to Z blogging challenge.
Perhaps this isn’t an affliction, or not for everyone. I dare say some writers have secretaries they dictate to, maybe even ghostwriters to do the whole book for them. And many, no doubt, type directly on the laptop. But I write it all longhand with whatever pen and notebook I can find. And when the notebook’s full of scribbles and arrows and passages I can’t decipher, I decide it needs typing out. And there’s the hassle – all that time typing what’s already written. When I could be writing something new.
So I tried speed typing. The problem there is that I only use four fongers and if I go really quickjlt I sart making lofasd o f mistekes and then I spend more time cottecting them than if I juts took the tuime to tupe it propoperly in the frts palcze.
So I thought of voice recognition. I was going to download some software when I discovered it’s built into Windows. Setting it up meant switching the keyboard language from French to English, which took me a while to figure out, and at first was counterproductive. The keyboard layout is French (azerty), so if it gets szitched to English (qwerty) it stqrts ;qking qll sorts of ridiculous ;istqkes thqt zould then tqke hours to correct.
But eventually, I had it so that the keyboard input was azerty but the voice recognition was in English. All set to go! And on the whole, the result is satisfactory. Ok, there’s rarely a sentence I don’t have to go over again to make a couple of corrections, but I still save a lot of time, and it’s far more relaxing on the wrists. Furthermore, it occasionally throws up some wonderful interpretations. When he was into his ‘automatic writing’ obsession, Kerouac had a high regard for typos, which he saw as part of the unfiltered thought process bubbling up from his subconscious. I think he’d have had a field day with the voice recognition. Just a few examples:
dwindling energy => two in the lane energy
ease and glamour => peas and glamour
mushrooms on the bank => Russians on the bank
clothes scattered on the bed => clones scattered on the bed
brazen defiance of authority => brazen defiance of all charity
From something as boring as clothes on the bed, I’m plunged into a nightmare. Although maybe the clones are friendly, they’ve just come round for a cup of tea and a chat. Are they the same as the Russians on the bank? Hmm… And how do I fit in the peas and glamour? I thought I knew where I was going with this, but Windows has other ideas…
Another thing you can do is plug the microphone into the listening rather than recording socket, which impairs the software’s hearing by 50% in one fell swoop. So the first paragraph of this post then reads:
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I don’t know about Kerouac, but I’m pretty sure that’s how James Joyce wrote Finnegan’s Wake.