You can never be too careful who you write about. Inย One Green Bottle there’s a passage which I thought quite inoffensive, where a couple of young boys ‘borrow’ their uncle’s rifle and go out to huntย wild boars. Despite being denounced like this, the boys were gracious enough not toย object; the boars were a different matter. They’ve decided to take revenge by destroying our garden.
The top of the garden is basically a wilderness. In the summer you battle your way through foliage, in the winter you negotiate dead branches. I like it that way. Unfortunately so do the boars. To them, it’s an open invitation to trample all over the rest.
It’s a lot of bother, but there seems to be no alternative to putting up some sort of barrier. Mrs. B has been looking at various options, the current favourite being one of those heavy duty worksite fences held in place by 40-lb blocks. We took measurements and did the calculations. ‘Phew!’ said Mrs B. ‘It’s going to set us back a pretty penny.’
‘Ah, but I have a cunning plan,’ I said. ‘We’ll get them to pay for it. Our garden will be great again!’
‘How stupid can you get?’ said Mrs. B.
I know. But the world is such a simple place when seen through stupid eyes.
Wow, so much contained in such a little piece! Boars sound incredibly tiresome; this is one circumstance where walls are justified in my opinion!
Thank you, Lenora. You’re right, they can wreak incredible damage! I haven’t been always commenting, but still reading your posts, which always impress me ๐
Thank you Curtis, as I yours ๐
Too bad we can’t share this with the Trump team, although it might be too deep for them.
I fear there is little that will get through to them… Thanks for dropping by and commenting!
Hahahaha!!!! I wish D. Trump could read it!!!!!!! Sure you remember what happened in Berlin…He is so stupid as his hair is!!!!!!
Regards after so long time I’ve been wiithout leaving a comment…
Thanks for the comment, Rosa. I’m afraid we live in the age of stupid now!
Nicely put. Even better that his name doesn’t even figure in your clever post. Let’s make him anonymous.
Yes, I think one thing he dislikes is not being noticed. No doubt why he went for that tan and that hair.
Very clever Curtis ๐
Thank you, June.
Ah, pรขte du sanglier, du pain et du vin rouge, c’est manifique!
I don’t know what Dookes said but I’m sure I can translate some of it to pate, bread and wine…. can I come to the party???
Of course you can!๐๐ท
You’re welcome anytime!
I look forward to sharing it with you and Alba. Or if she can’t make it, we’ll raise a glass to her health.
Laughing here ๐
Brilliant! (Do the boars have to be force-fed to use them for pรขte?)
Ha, ha, that’s a good idea! Might be tricky, though…
So much said with so little.
Thank you so much, Damyanti. Coming from such a practitioner, your comment is valued highly.
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